I ate my wafer...


I think I look the captain from Das Boot with the full beard...and the goatee is boring...but, I WANT commentary.


  • I still prefer the full beard. It looks good on you. The goatee looks a little silly. You look like you are trying to be a YUPPIE and not quite making it.

    By Blogger TheAmber, at 10:53 PM  

  • the full beard is more mature, serious and, in general, tends to be a power symbol in business. You look good and probably dead sexy in a suit (look at the kind of attention it gets you from bi-curious beatniks *cough*august*cough*).

    By Blogger Finite, at 10:57 PM  

  • Diggin' the beard. Makes you look infinitely older and wiser. Well, infinitely wiser and slightly older.

    By Blogger Will, at 11:49 PM  

  • goatees = youth pastor

    beard = captain of das boot

    honestly, why is there even an argument?

    By Blogger Krupa, at 9:12 AM  

  • Krupa, there's an argument since perhaps the cacptain of Das Boot look is only attractive to guys (you, lee, will...) and Amber. I don't need to grow facial hair that only works for attracting "confused" persons.

    By Blogger Bob, at 1:18 PM  

  • well, my personal experience is that there are plenty of women who like beards, and in the end, the one that didn't wasn't worth the time I spent shaving. women who want you to shave it, deep down they just want another woman.

    another possible point of view is: remember, we're fast approaching that age at which the women are the ones getting desperate.

    remember high school, when the hot girls were all inaccessable and shit? well, 'bout 20 extra pounds and a dozen jerk boyfriends later, we'll wear beards if we fucking want to, and they will damn well like it.

    By Blogger Krupa, at 2:52 PM  

  • I agree that we're approaching that age, but certainly not quite there yet. Women that have moved into the desperate camp in their mid-20's seem:

    A. Ugly. Not just a little.
    B. Desperate to have the maximum number of children, and wish to maximize reproducing time. Or otherwise want children. Now.

    A is obviously out. Since I want to wait at least a couple years, if not longer before producing little bobs (boblets?) B is also out.

    By Blogger Bob, at 4:25 PM  

  • Niglet boblets?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:30 PM  

  • I wouldn't think you would worry about the homoerotic attention the beard gets you...I mean, you do list Dido under your favorite bands.

    Maybe just the "womb broom" and some chops are in order?

    By Blogger Finite, at 4:51 PM  

  • bob, I don't think we can actually have this argument since you live in michigan and I live in "wherethefuckamIgoingtolivenextyearsville" ... girls around here don't fit into any particular normal paradigm, so I'm pretty sure our experiences are just completely different. anyway, I'm sure costa rica could use some good patent lawyers if you're interested to find out...

    By Blogger Krupa, at 5:19 PM  

  • Krupa,

    Remember, my high school didn't offer spanish. So...being that attorneys are paid to speak and write, I bet that I wouldn't make much of an attorney in costa rica.

    By Blogger Bob, at 5:22 PM  

  • I think beards are hot. So are goatees.

    If a man finds you attractive then you can bet a woman will. Gay men are hot.

    By Blogger Sarah, at 5:40 PM  

  • Sarah...you have to vote for which looks best on ME, that is...between the beard, goatee, and clean shaven (see profile pic). Oh I suppose trucker stacsh is an option too.

    By Blogger Bob, at 8:38 PM  

  • oh my god. I need to craft Boblets out of clay. They could be like Precious Moments ... but not so creepy.

    Oh and I am female and stuff and I like to full beard. I think very few women are just anti-beard on principal.. (meaning they hate all beards on all men) and full beard looks good on you.

    By Blogger TheAmber, at 10:18 AM  

  • you look as though you are attempting to try out for an easter play with a full beard (no joke...it definitely gives off a bible character vibe) and the goetee just makes you look like a wanna-be tool. clean shaven is definitely the best, unless you are turning over some fundy leaf, in which case, you should go with the full beard.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:36 AM  

  • My mom likes the full beard.

    By Blogger TheAmber, at 9:22 AM  

  • Bob, I think the full beard is awesome. It does make you look older and it is pretty sexy.

    Hope all is well at MSU. Haven't talked to you in forever!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:11 PM  

  • May I ask WHO these women are in the 5-5 split? 'Cause I think that has a lot to do with it. Obviously you mom hates it ... I guess my question is ... are you asking women of a type you are attracted to? I mean if your only concern here is if chicks are gonna want your body (face included) maybe yoou should concentrate on asking women you are the sort you want to attract and forget about what Great Aunt Millie thinks ... unless you want to get all 'Harold and Maude'

    By Blogger TheAmber, at 9:34 AM  

  • Well Bob I think what it is all going to boil down to is what type of people you want to cater to as a lawyer: Big firm corporate law Clean shaven, green peace environmental law/ Public defender, Goatee, Patent law full beard, Ambualance chasing get the red necks to pay you to sue the car dealer that sold them the 89 buick without functional breakes definately the truckerstash

    By Anonymous Lee, at 7:24 AM  

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