Some things just don't respond well to half-measures and subtlety.



Dealing with boring law school classes late at night when tired happens to be one of them.
There's no hope for staying awake with only a power nap and a low-fat frappuccino. For that matter the diet coke and marlboro ultra-light crowd doesn't have a chance of staying alert either. The only hope is to fire up the Zippo, light up an unfiltered lucky strike and gulp down the largest, blackest coffee one can find.