Irony.

A. Knock over a glass of red wine into laptop less than a week after sending desktop harddrive in for replacement.

B. Panic and flip laptop over into lap...of nice khaki pants.

C. While laptop is disabled (keyboard removed for rinse/bake), order new keyboard.

D. Discover that the @#$%^& Law school thinks that I transfered or otherwise did not return. (Which is quite hard to fix withough internet).

E. Finally track down Law School minions, convince them that I have been attending classes for the last two weeks:

Minion: Well the computer said that you should be deenrolled, that you didn't return after break...
Bob: But I've been in class.
Minion: We can't tell that from here...
Bob: I have class RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL from this office 3 days a week....
Minion: We're not allowed to check on that, we've never actually checked if someone was going to class before.
Bob: But the computer also said that I had moved back into my room...
Minion: Well, yes we were going to send you a bill for that...
Bob: But my room is free...
Minion: Not if you don't want to be a law student anymore, and haven't started classes...
Bob: (Deep Breath) Why would I live here if I wasn't still a law student? Couldn't you just check with the professors or something before deenrolling me?
Minion: Why would we check to see if you were in class? You're here right now...

F. After straigtening all of that out, discover that I had saved my keyboard, right after dropping $22 on a new one. Sigh. at least it was funny.


(I must have pissed off the woodeleves/Irony Fairy badly this week!)