So, vending machines hate me today. The first machine spit out the incorrect product, namely a Minute Maid Lemonade instead of a Diet Coke. (Obviously, lemonade is about as far away as possible from the sugarless but caffeinated beverage I selected). The second machine ate two quarters without dispensing anything. I suppose that I'm merely working off bad vending machine karma for my part in using a forklift to shake MS&G's vending machine for failing to dispense products. Anyway, it makes me wish that I had carried out my plan to stock the Galloway pop machine with cheap beer.