I ate my wafer...


Cockfights and law school. *revised*

Every culture, if you look hard enough fights living animals for sport. I know, I know, it is illegal in MOST states. So, if you can't go watch live cockfights, and Boxing is too gentle for your sick tastes, you can always become a law professor and fight law students for grades.

Here's how it works:

A. Go to Law School, do well, practice for a couple of years, then find a job a law professor. Preferably as a Contracts professor.

B. Before your students get their first semester grades, have them seperate themselves up into small groups. Explain to them that other than the 3 hour final (which, remember, they don't have any idea how they performed in the first semester), this “negotiation exercise” will be the only other grad component.

C. Pick